For the “good kid” who’s ready to stop earning approval:
THE FUNERAL OF THE GOOD ASIAN KID™
Let’s burn the old rulebook together and leave lighter, clearer, and unapologetic about choosing yourself.
Mar 14 (ET) 9:00pm / Mar 15 (SGT) 10:00am • 60 mins • Zoom • 20 seats max
Pajamas on. Ego off. Camera optional.
"I teared up for the first time in over a year… and left feeling rejuvenated." - Kayla
YOU BELONG IN THE ROOM IF YOU:
Smile politely through disrespect?
Overthink a txt for 3 hours just to do nothing?
Call total exhaustion “being responsible”?
Let your dream (or dream girl) go because it’s too "risky"?
It is time to exorcise that ghost so you can finally move toward the version of YOU that you were actually meant to be.
WHAT HAPPENS IN THE 60 MINS:
A guided “obituary” for the rule you’re retiring
Name it. Write it. Burn what no longer serves you.Breakout rooms where people tell the truth
Say what you really think.A Rebel Promise
One bold action to reclaim yourself.A tiny dance reset (yes, really)
Shake off the day. Let your body move before your mind overthinks.
WHAT HAPPENS IN THE ROOM:
JOIN THE ROOM:
Limited to 20 Seats
ACCESS PASS - $49
Unrecorded. Unfiltered. What happens here, stays here.
Upgrade Your Toolkit
Take the Ritual Home
REBEL RULES™: INTERRUPT THE SCRIPT
When the old code kicks in (guilt, freeze, fawning), use this 52-card deck to validate your reality.
It diagnoses the trap and installs a new truth, simultaneously deprogramming the lie and reprogramming your action.
MSRP $59
Ticket + Add Cards $99
YOUR HOST: CRYSTAL REN
Ex-Management Consultant.
Exited Founder.
Professional Pattern Breaker.
She built and sold a company for millions in under 20 months, then realized the prize was a trap, rage-quit hustle culture, and became a DJ in Bali.She knows the system because she mastered it. Now she dismantles it.Not your therapist.
Not your auntie.
Not here to teach gratitude.
Here to help high-performers stop living like they need permission to exist.
FAQ
Do I have to speak?
Zero pressure. You are welcome to observe. Keep your camera off and your mic muted if that helps you feel safe.
Is this for me if I’m “not that broken”?
Actually, the “Script” traps high-performers the hardest. If you are winning at the game but feel suffocated by the prize, you are exactly where you belong.
What should I bring?
Analog tools (pen + paper). Hydration. Headphones. Pajama optional.
What is the refund policy?
Because this is a strict 20-seat container, we require a 48-hour notice for a refund.
When will I get my Rebel Rules™ cards?
Decks are printed to order to avoid waste. Expect yours to arrive within 10–14 days of the event. You don’t need the physical deck for the live ritual, but you’ll want it the second the "Good Kid" script tries to crawl back into your life the next morning.