For the “good kid” who’s ready to stop earning approval:
THE FUNERAL OF THE GOOD ASIAN KID™
One hour experience where you leave knowing exactly what belief is blocking you, where it came from, what it's been costing you, and the one thing to do differently starting tomorrow.
"I teared up for the first time in over a year… and left feeling rejuvenated." - Kayla
YOU BELONG IN THE ROOM IF YOU:
Smile politely through disrespect?
Overthink a txt for 3 hours just to do nothing?
Call total exhaustion “being responsible”?
Let your dream (or dream girl) go because it’s too "risky"?
It is time to exorcise that ghost so you can finally move toward the version of YOU that you were actually meant to be.
WHAT HAPPENS IN THE 60 MINS:
A guided “obituary” for the rule you’re retiring
Name it. Write it. Burn what no longer serves you.Breakout rooms where people tell the truth
Say what you really think.A Rebel Promise
One bold action to reclaim yourself.A tiny dance reset (yes, really)
Shake off the day. Let your body move before your mind overthinks.
WHAT HAPPENS IN THE ROOM:
YOUR HOST: CRYSTAL REN
Ex-Management Consultant.
Exited Founder.
Professional Pattern Breaker.
She built and sold a company for millions in under 20 months, then realized the prize was a trap, rage-quit hustle culture, and became a DJ in Bali.She knows the system because she mastered it. Now she dismantles it.Not your therapist.
Not your auntie.
Not here to teach gratitude.
Here to help high-performers stop living like they need permission to exist.
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FAQ
Do I have to speak?
Zero pressure. You are welcome to observe. Keep your camera off and your mic muted if that helps you feel safe.
Is this for me if I’m “not that broken”?
Actually, the “Script” traps high-performers the hardest. If you are winning at the game but feel suffocated by the prize, you are exactly where you belong.
What should I bring?
Analog tools (pen + paper). Hydration. Headphones. Pajama optional.
What is the refund policy?
Because this is a strict 20-seat container, we require a 48-hour notice for a refund.